Jack's Jem:
I know it has been a while since I shared a Jem and I am sorry about that. I will start back up with a doozy.
Well Jack and I were wrestling around last week and Jack was getting a little frustrated that he couldn't defeat me. Jack was standing a few feet away from me contemplating his next move, when all of the sudden he stopped moving and stared right into my eyes and gave me the following ultimatum:
"Dad you had better watch out or I will give you a Pennsylvania Traffic Stop!"
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Not being familiar with that wrestling move or law enforcement technique I asked Jack to please explain. Here is what I got:
" Well it is when I sit on your head and go through your wallet!"
I am not real sure what happen for a few minutes due to my hysterical laughing. When I finally stopped laughing, I asked Jack where he had gotten that from, I received an attempted pants-ing as a response.
I hope the Pennsylvania state patrol doesn't read Jack's Jems because getting a ticket could be the least of your worries in the future.
